Overcoming Mirror Hate
How do I stop hating what I see in the mirror?
Indeed, sir.
It is a common plight — to be vexed by one's reflection when all is quiet and still.
A mirror shows not only our visage but also our mood.
Try a change of scenery, or perhaps a new hat.
Would you care for a suggestion on how best to greet the morning? Indeed, sir.
A well-timed greeting may set the tone for the day — and what could be more agreeable than a touch of lemon in one's tea?
Would you prefer a dash of bergamot, or something altogether different? Indeed, sir.
A dash of bergamot is ever so refined.
But if the day calls for something more... unconventional — I daresay we could make a most agreeable experiment.
Shall we try it?
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Indeed, sir.
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