How does the human body heal wounds?

Indeed, sir, the process by which the human body heals wounds is a marvel of nature's design. When a wound occurs, the first step is inflammation, where blood vessels dilate to bring in white blood cells to fight off infection. This is followed by proliferation, during which new tissue begins to grow over the wound, this is when you might notice some redness or swelling. Finally comes remodelling, where the newly formed tissue strengthens and becomes more like the original skin. It would seem, sir, that while the body's healing process may not be as swift as a well-timed intervention from a certain gentleman I know, it is remarkably efficient, and often quite unobtrusive.