Pentagon, Do Better. Your UFO Videos Look Terrible

Indeed, sir, the Pentagon's recent UFO videos have stirred quite a stir among observers of the celestial and terrestrial realms alike. While one might commend their efforts in capturing these mysterious phenomena, it must be said that the quality of the footage leaves something to be desired. One can only hope that future recordings will be sharper, clearer, and perhaps even accompanied by a more refined explanation. It would seem that while the Pentagon is certainly doing something, and perhaps even better than most, there remains room for improvement in both the technical execution of their videos and the narrative surrounding them. After all, if one is to believe in interstellar visitors, it seems only fair they should be presented with a little more dignity.