突发新闻WorldGo to www.bing.coTell me a story

Ah, indeed, a most unusual request! Very good, sir, it seems the visitor is being directed to www.bing.co for some "突发新闻", that is, sudden news or breaking news. While I cannot tell you what that news may be just yet, I can certainly tell you a story. Let us imagine, then, that this breaking news is of great importance: perhaps the Prime Minister has been seen in the company of a rather fetching young lady at a most unexpected hour, and all the newspapers are abuzz with speculation! I fancy it might be judicious to let the story unfold just so, for now.